TIGblogs - Abdullah Soomro

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Things only a mom can teach.
My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION:"Just wait until your father gets home." My Mother taught me about RECEIVING:."You are going to get it when we get home!" My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE:"What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you... Don't talk back to me!" My Mother taught me LOGIC:"Because I said so, that's why."&"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to The store with me." My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE:"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way." My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD:"If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job." My Mother taught me ESP:"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold?" My Mother taught me HUMOR:"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me." My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT:"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." My Mother taught me about GENETICS:"You're just like your father." My Mother taught me about my ROOTS:"Do you think you were born in a barn?"My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE:"When you get to be my age, you will understand." My Mother taught me about JUSTICE:"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you. Then you'll see what it's like." My mother taught me RELIGION:"You better pray that will come out of the carpet." My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL:"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" My mother taught me FORESIGHT:"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." *My mother taught me IRONY:"Keep crying and I'll give* you something to cry about." My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS:"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!" My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM:"Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!" My mother taught me about STAMINA:"You'll sit there until all that spinach is finished." My mother taught me about WEATHER:"It looks as if a tornado swept through your room." My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS: "If I yelled becauseI saw a meteor coming toward you, would you listen then?" My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY:"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times: Don't Exaggerate!! !" My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE:"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION: "Stop acting like your father!" My mother taught me about ENVY:"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"**

May 25, 2007 | 9:05 AM

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